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City Cats

Still Here, Man. Still Here.

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So the other day I was hanging out with a friend and they asked me: “What’s the deal with that cat website that you have?” And I said, “What cat website?”. Well they looked at me with surprise and wonder and said, “Aw come on, man! That cat website, with the cat photos. What’s it called again?  Whisper something? Whimper Control?”

Well lemme tell you, none of that rang a bell. In fact, I had no idea what this fool was talking about so I just said, “You must have me confused for someone else, mister!”

“No no, it was you. In fact, I think I even have it saved in my favorites somewhere. Yes yes, I do! Look.”

He was so earnest about it that I almost punched him in the face. However, my anger management classes taught me that I should always give people the benefit of the doubt. So I leaned over and squinted and just barely made out the fine print on his Treo 270.

“Whisker Patrol, huh?”

“Yeah! Whisker Patrol.” He beamed with a kind of sickening delight.

“Jesus, and this is my site?”

“It looks like it.”

“Holy shit. So I really do have a cat blog, huh?”

“Yes you do”. He smiled like some kind of smug moron. So? Are you gonna update it?”

“I…I guess I should…I’ll probably have to use the password recovery feature though…”

“You can do it. Do you have any cats to post?”

“I think so. Let’s see what’s in my camera…”


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P.S. This was part of a thing hosted by a dude over at Burnt Food Dude. It’s a Friday thing. Go check it out.

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6 Responses to “Still Here, Man. Still Here.”

  1. Yah, I was wondering what happened.

    Posted by Sparkle | July 8, 2013, 12:10 am
  2. How easy it is to forget things like blogs you have created. Anger management classes???

    Glad to see that you and the cute pictures are back.

    Posted by Cheryl P. | July 8, 2013, 9:08 am
  3. Yeah cats made me crazy too. I had to join anger management classes at my local prison as well!

    I later found out that my outbursts were caused by toxoplasmosis. This cause me to become a deranged lunatic.

    http://www.opposingviews.com/i/health/addiction/cat-crazy-feline-attraction-or-toxoplasmosis-part-2

    Posted by riyad | July 8, 2013, 3:09 pm
  4. A definite chuckle at the end of a crazy Monday, I’m late to the party, but this was funny! I have one hardcore bug catcher among my feline flock, and that crunch, crunch of success is well… gross! :-)

    Posted by Josie Two Shoes | July 8, 2013, 9:45 pm
  5. Bwahahahahahahaha. I’m so glad your anger management classes are working out well.

    Nice looking cat too.

    Have a terrific Feline day. :)

    Posted by Comedy Plus | July 9, 2013, 5:36 pm
  6. For a thinking man, you don’t do a lot of thinking, do you?

    Posted by Ziva | July 12, 2013, 11:26 am

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